Athletic Pursuits Mugs

Agility God

"Don’t worry, hon. Your sense of shame will eventually improve your sense of balance."

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

Apples for sale

'Great news, Dear! I've been traded to a think tank in California for a PhD Specializing in the Baltics!'

"Don't just forage - upcycle!"

Football

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators

Paul Ree

Think Tank

'Single math professor in search of an intelligent woman. Send an example of your favorite equation.'

Burning the midnight oil.

Assertiveness

Overloaded with extracurricular activities, Griffin's body began to grow an extra brain to cope with it all.

Intellectual Property

"We're hoping that someday Rosalie will be a major player in the creative economy."

Cristiano Ronaldo

The revolution that hit Hollywood hardest:The Thinking Pictures."

"Finally...school starts next week."

'We'll take two sets, for upstairs and downstairs.'

'No, you weren't there. But in your expert opinion as a certified brainiac, do you think he did it?'

A person reading an advanced book, standing on the pile of other books that he's had to read in order to become knowledgable enough to reach/read it.

"Okay, you got this! Who introduced the theory of punctuated equilibrium?"

Caricature of Noam Chomsky

"Mr Newton, we have carefully reviewed your work in alchemy and have come to one conclusion: stick to physics.'

The Economy of Ideas

'Sounds like it'll flop.'

Lost and Profound.

Jacques Lacan

"The extent of your extracurricular activities in high school, may very well be participation in regular program of oral hygiene using an effective decay preventaative tooth paste, but that won't get you into a good university."

When English majors become waiters.

Toni Morrison

Dept of Egyptology - Toot and Come In.