Athletic Mingler Prints

'Golfers rowing a viking longboat.'

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

"Just remember if we don't enjoy it we can claim it as a tax-deductible business meeting..."

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

"While he was in Paris, Warren knew Picasso, Miró, Hemingway, Stravinsky, Cocteau, and Fitzgerald. Nothing ever came of it."

"My feeling is that while we should have the deepest respect for reality, we should not let it control our lives."

"I don't know 'where I've been all of your life', but wherever it was, I wish I was there now!"

Kind- hearted, nature-loving Jeff built a new improved bird table.

'Jerry, The Hermans take the same pharmaceuticals we do!'

"First of all, this conversation never happened."

'I gained many useful leads, renewed relationships with various potential customers and established a number of contacts...'

"Actually, I don't know anybody here. I was just passing the house when I heard all the fun."

The Icebreaker

"Everyone here is bonding over pictures of their dogs."

"Ok, everybody set for that Zoom call?"

'Yes, well, in my practice patients are encouraged to express their feeling to the fullest.'

'Remember when we used to call them Wallflowers? The new term is Mingleberries.'

'How do you do? I'm your wife's husband by a previous marriage.'

"I feel like Brunnhilde, but in 'The Kentucky Cycle.'"

Ear Bud Hijacking

"Mostly been praising Krishna a lot."

'You're in Gallery Two... right, see you in the bar.'

So good to meet you, Facebook to Facebook.

The Forgotten Men's Club

'During our vacations in Aspen, Cecil, did we hobnob with the rich or super rich?'

'At least I'm doing my part and getting out there!!'

Person is hiding behind book entitled 'Coping with shyness'.

The Yoga Center. Positions available.

"Where can we go and unwind and talk business at the same time?"

'I forgot who I'm supposed to talk to and why.'

Social Networking in Heaven.

Conversation Pits

For every two new Facebook friends I add, one old one unfriends me. Gee, that's too bad, Al. Actually, it's an improvement.

'So tell me about yourself. Where do you blog?'

"We have to stop Meetings like this."