Athletic Fee Challenger Mugs

Smelly Sneaker.

"It says 'break glass' but it doesn't say what glass!'

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

Can't Touch This

"Excuse me, Professor. I think I might have spotted a flaw in your theory!"

'And from this point follow me very carefully.'

"Yoga helps me unwind."

"Your mom's not protesting sex and violence on TV...she's taking a stand against those early Christmas ads..."

'I'm writing my New Year's resolutions.' - 'I resolve to finish everything that I start.'

'This game is going to be a character-building experience.'

'We could make a fortune teaching Parkour you know...'

"Remember, we're not just making money. We're building prisons."

"I don't think there's anything wrong with your fitness watch: It's just that you haven't moved enough to trigger it..."

"And do you, Courtney, take this man....Courtney!"

'I'm sorry, but 'I'll see how I feel on the night' isn't really acceptable.'

'I may be an incurable optimist, but I think I can get a raise out of ol' J.P.'

'I've gotten over my fear of tests, but now I seem to have developed studying anxiety.'

'The other foot also Mrs Zipsky!'

'I have an even better idea, Steve -- let's get married without living together!'

Tennis.

"I said to him eventually, I said marriage is something you're just going to have to do on your own."

"Is it possible to achieve inner peace and a charley horse at the same time."

"Yogi Down!"

'Not getting into university is not going to stop me doing the things I hoped to do...'

"What God has joined together let no man put asunder."

"This is doing nothing for my abs."

"Moving to a chair to eat three times a day really isn't 'doing sit-ups!'"

'What makes you so sure this is good for my health?'

'Irregular heartbeat. Due to irregular exercise.'

'To show I'm serious about giving up smoking for new year, I'm going to sign this pledge.'

'Your fitness regime hasn't worked headmaster. The gym floor collapsed.'

"Winning isn't everything, junior. Making money from product endorsement deals is important too."