Athleisure T-Shirts

"Oh no, sweetie. I don't play. I just want to look like I do."

The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.

"Live in the sunshine, swim in the sea, drink in the wild air." — Ralph Waldo Emerson "Catch tennis balls in the mouth." — Me

How about going easy on the carbs

Duke of Clarence (Later William IV) Promenading with Family

Snooker Golf.

Agility God

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

Football

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

"...then finally, I got serious and started a band."

Problem Solving

An infinity pool table

Vinnie's Billiards: 'Heck of a break, Ron!'

Happy Retirement

Retired Canadian t shirt guy.

Cristiano Ronaldo

"Well don't snore - you'll frighten the fish!"

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing - No. VIII

"Do you have pants in XL?"

'You know your problem, Harlan? You need to get in touch with your 'inner beach bum'.'

'He claims to be a recovering workaholic.'

"Would it still be considered a weekend getaway if we never go back?"

Take your time coming back...they're looking for scapegoats.

"I want you to learn from my mistakes."

"Ambitions... to retire on full pay and just go fishing."

There's a toxic cloud moving in our direction! Hurry! Teddy's home from sports camp. Ha. Ha. Ha.

Feathered frenzy

Obese man using a exercise machine. His false teeth are flying out.

"My doctor told me to get more exercise by walking a pet, but he didn't specify it had to be a dog."

Fishing off Brighton - 'Oh yes! it's very easy to say 'catch hold of him!''

Yoga. Welcome back! Thank you. Why did you stop coming? I couldn't decide if I liked yoga, or

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 1

"This is nice. Just you, me, Buster and a landscape by Andrew Wyeth."