Astrological Explorer Mugs

Pisces/fish

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

The Solar System (after deregulation)

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

"And these are the Fab Four Noble Truths."

"Home depot."

"When you say the meek will inherit the earth, does that include the mineral rights?"

Astral Projection

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"...Ooh, I wanna know more about your dark side!"

"Tell her she's dead. I don't want to talk about the relationship."

Sally and Joe's relationship really worked. . . they each had the space to do their own thing.

"Honey, I’ve found God!"

'I knew if we waited long enough, heaven would downsize.'

Jesus's First and Less-Heralded Miracle Walk,

'You must heal yourself.'

Christian and Born again Christian...

We're willing to flee temptation, if we can leave a forwarding address.

Madame Lucille - Fortune Teller 'I predict the future'.

"Yes, alright! I know it's a small mountain... I'm only a novice oracle."

'Eve wants a second opinion about the apples.'

FAQs.

"...Wow, if Malcolm Gladwell is right, we need to get a cat who's a Virgo ASAP!"

'If you had been born two days later you'd have been kind and clever with a great sense of humour.'

Proceed no further if chakras not aligned.

"Would you like to leave a message? He's on the throne"

The Path

'Warning: Use of oversized apertures or antennas will void warranty,'

"Did you have a cat?"