Astrological Explorer Mugs

Pisces/fish

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

The Solar System (after deregulation)

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

"Home depot."

"When you say the meek will inherit the earth, does that include the mineral rights?"

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

'I knew if we waited long enough, heaven would downsize.'

"Tell her she's dead. I don't want to talk about the relationship."

"Honey, I’ve found God!"

Sally and Joe's relationship really worked. . . they each had the space to do their own thing.

"...Ooh, I wanna know more about your dark side!"

Jesus's First and Less-Heralded Miracle Walk,

'You must heal yourself.'

Christian and Born again Christian...

"Yes, alright! I know it's a small mountain... I'm only a novice oracle."

Madame Lucille - Fortune Teller 'I predict the future'.

"...Wow, if Malcolm Gladwell is right, we need to get a cat who's a Virgo ASAP!"

'Eve wants a second opinion about the apples.'

'If you had been born two days later you'd have been kind and clever with a great sense of humour.'

Proceed no further if chakras not aligned.

"Would you like to leave a message? He's on the throne"

'Warning: Use of oversized apertures or antennas will void warranty,'

The Path

"I often consult with a higher authority... my grandmother."

"All the celebrities come here."