Assistant Sales Director Prints

Female Boss 4

"Bert, I'm confused. What happens after we circle the wagons, tighten our belts and walk a mile in our customer's shoes? Is that when the chickens come home to roost?"

"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me."

"Here's what I'm gonna do."

Killer Executive Suits.

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

Handbag store - "Perfect."

Cut Price

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

'If only every year was an election year.'

"#Win!"

Mighty Man Of Justice Goes Christmas Shopping Part 1

The Rubber Ball Company

'The cash bonus incentives don't appear to be having the desired results. So, I've hired Rocky, here. He'll be providing the heads of the least productive departments with his own brand of incentive. If you know what I mean.'

"Whereas we used to display losses in shocking and offensive red, we now display them in warm and comforting toasted almond."

Company sales forecast mirrors the weather

"All we have to fear is fear itself and unmet quarterly projections."

"Your expense account ain't what it used to be. There's not enough money on your card to cover the $5.35."

'Rozlyn, that blouse is very cute! I think you should get it.'

'Sorry sir,but we can't just take your word that the boots leak'

Perks Featured in Vacancy at Toy Company

"It's black, but it's not New York black."

Pin the blame on the donkey.

"You know you're getting old when..."

"We're all in the same boat, except it's more like a life raft than an actual boat."

"You're never home."

"Phil's an expert networker. One drink and he's on schmooze-control."

"Not much in the way of loot, but we got a ton of store credit."

'Who wants the talking stick?'

'These are called, 'Diet Pants.' They'll never fit, but you'll burn 250 calories trying to get into them.'

"'IF modom decides to change it' - don't you mean WHEN??"

Brick Salesman

'Sire, we fixed that problem in the sales department.'