Asset Arranger Mugs

"I had all the right answers, but I had them in the wrong order."

"O.K. he's a billionaire, but how much of it is in cash?"

"Gesundheit!"

Travel looks strong!

"Okay... how about some people are poverty rich but asset poor?"

"Let's talk more about your valuation policy."

William and Real Estate

"Hi...Marvin Ramage - composer/ arranger/ musician author and rich."

'I feel a little overexposed to risky market segments. Let's take another look at my overall asset allocation.'

'Yes I read the report that they filed for bankruptcy. Don't read too much into that,'

'To begin with, yoiu'll need assets.'

'Which box did you put the kids in?'

"We got a problem, Mrs. Claus got the sleigh in the divorce."

"He found some Martha Stewart magazines."

"We were leasing land to a guy running a truffle farm in france. He skipped out, but we were able to recover some of his assets."

Asset management over development.

'Can I protect my assets through moral bankruptcy?'

'Your assets speak for themselves. They say 'no'.'

Man reading book 'Feng Shui for Micro Apartments.'

Driveway pavior laying

'Not bad, but it's pretty messy. What we can do is help you save a nice tidy sum.'

'We had a strand running down the middle of the front steps and some idiot walked on 'em.'

'Money problem?' 'yes, I've got a huge country house, Two cars...' 'So what's the problem?' 'I only earn

"There's nothing left. He made sure all his accounts were hacked."

'Don't blame me, missus - that's where your husband wanted it!'

"And this is a picture of me before I became a high net worth individual."

How can I possibly be overdrawn? .. with your assets over two billion!

'Okay - move the lamp standard into the corner and we'll have the chest of drawers over by the wall.'

NFT Marketing Department