Assessment Enthusiast Mugs

"This test has many optional questions...in fact, if you don't see what you like, just ask for it.

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

Burning the midnight oil.

Academic Jeopardy ... 'What Was the Maiden Name of Dante Alighieri's Maternal Grandmother?'

"Great! We're still going up! Chop a hole in the ceiling!"

"The way he stacks those blocks, I see repression, some hostility, and a lot of dissatisfaction with his place in society."

Scarcity

"Doing your homework may lead to a job that has homework."

Go! Means NOW!

'I really crammed last night.'

Four Types of Test-Takers...

'I got an alleged C on my criminal law test.'

'So what are you studying, young man?'

Garrett knew it was important to jeep his brain from overheating during big tests.

"It started with a simple case of peer-review."

"It's not fair! I only got 100 on my English test!"

Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.

'The good teen-age mime chooses to study for an exam, while the bad one chooses to steal hubcaps.'

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

Six Thinking Hats

"Should we put down what we think is right, or what we think you think is right?"

"So the secret to getting good grades is to study hard...seems a little extreme!"

Senior Jeopardy!

'I need to read five books this weekend to graduate - any suggestions?'

"We thought this was more realistic."

Filling the Missile Gap

Spot Quiz....

Paper to boy: 'Did you forget something? I'm your take home test.'

Spring To Do List: Teach, Testing, Testing,Test Some More. . .

'Wilkins! Keep your eyes on your own cadaver!'

An acceptable level of TV violence.

"We're going to run some tests: bloodwork, a cat-scan and the S.A.T.'s."

Max Weber

'Can't you forget you were an art teacher?'