Assertiveness Coach Mugs

'You've got to be more assertive. You can't just say 'Cock-a-doodle-maybe-do.'

'What else do you have going for you besides being aggressive?'

"And I'm not requesting a pay rise, I'm DEMANDING a pay rise..."

"Well, I admire your assertiveness, but you might want to work on your people skills!"

"Tonight! Author book signing." "Develop your inner raging bitch."

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

"She can walk the walk, but can she talk the talk?"

Women's Martial Arts Center

"When troubles begin to take their toll, it’s nice to take a little stroll!"

"I don't think you're taking this relationship seriously..."

"You need to stand up for yourself, or at least sit up straight."

"We only got up to three 'whys' and a 'what the hell'."

"Looking cool in a car takes practice."

Always remember...you're the best you in the world.

Ego Increasing School

"Your answers sound rehearsed."

Project Manager Showdown

'This resume is incredible. Would you be able to lie this well under pressure?'

'The answer is still no. I may look like a pushover, but I'm not.'

"Where would you say you are on the confidence/cockiness spectrum?"

"Well, I'm going to have to disagree with you because that's how I deal with my insecurities."

'I give the same advice to all new teachers. Pretend you know what you are doing.'

"No, I don't think our marriage would benefit from a mission statement."

Man picking up an H for a lady who drops her Hs

'Great white shark! Where do they get that 'great' stuff? Know how hard that is to live up to?'

"Science has proven that if you don't know what you're talking about, people will still take you seriously if you act like you do...Especially if you back it up by saying 'Science has proven' it."

He did special exercises to stay calm during his evaluation.

"Well, I guess that old saying really is true: the squeaky wheel gets the grease!"

The great and near-great

'And promise to love each other through constant drama, bad judgment, poor choices and self-delusion?'

'Actually, what makes you think I suffer from insufficiency syndrome?'

'I now pronounce you husband vs. wife.'

"I agreed to 'for better' and 'for worse,' but never to 'for mysterious' and 'withholding'."

"...and this is our Agile project!"

New in fitness: Health club truancy officers.