Assembly Line Worker Pillows

America's Biggest Export...

'...we have every new employee spend time on our assembly line. Eight hours, no breaks.'

Prime Poster Company: Quality Control

"Hello? Beasts of the Field? This is Lou, over in Birds of the Air. Anything funny going on at your end?"

"Santa would like to talk to you in the office."

Acme Deodorant.

'See! I told you my dad is a boxer!'

Some jobs are less satisfying than others because they use few of the jobholder's skills and abilities, and the job itself forms only a small part of the finished product.

Hard-working.

Migrant worker - 'This job has little or no impact on my economic well-being.'

Motivation to work

Lightbulb Maker

"Great news, men! Despite the layoffs, productivity is up!"

Ikeasaurus

'You're being replaced by a machine...But at least it's an American-made machine.'

'Are you kidding? You're too valuable on our assembly line to move you up to supervisor!'

Bob's job at the Canned Laughter Factory wasn't everything that he had imagined.

Don't forget, this way up!

Time Clock

"I'm afraid you're not cut out for precision assembly work. You're all thumbs."

Workers

Claus 2.0

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

Polluted geese

"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

'I'm no expert, but I think we're a little behind when it comes to the latest industry technology.'

"We need a union!'

Fragile stamper.

Optical Illusion Supply Company.

"I'm afraid I'll be replaced by a robot at work."

Axle greaseMarine greaseElbow grease .

Time Out For Teddy

Not much money, glory, or praise