Assembling Mugs

"Some assembly required."

'Connect insert A, B, and C into slots D, E, and F. Tighten using assembly tool G. What in the H are they talking about?'

'Sorry darling: I'm a great ape, I can use primitive tools, but this is too difficult for me...'

'I'll give him twenty minutes, then jump in and show him how its done.'

"Young Frankenstein"

"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."

"Something went wrong after you inserted tab A into slot B."

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The Lion, the witch and the flat-pack self-assembly wardrobe: lion and witch putting a wardrobe together.

"You need to take this thingamajig...and attach it to the whatchamacallit using a turny thing."

'It all started when he tried to assemble a backyard gym without reading the instructions.'

"The problem with these instructions is that they assume I have the attention span to actually read something."

"Are you sure there wasn't a floor model?"

Robot arm shows charity to a laid off beggar.

Caution: use only under child supervison

'Are you sure you brought the right flat pack?'

George was a bit intimidated by his IKEA self-assembly wardrobe.

'I don't want to be a nuisance, you can shoot me if it's more convenient.'

'That's not what it looked like in the shop...' - 'It's near enough.'

Chair - Ready for Self Assembly.

"It says it can be assembled by a 5 year old child - pop out and find me one..."

DIY.

'No wonder it was so hard to assemble. I thought it was supposed to be a basketball hoop, not a weapon of mass destruction.'

It' complications galore for Sparky when easy-to-assemble instructions are read upside down.

Man with self-assembly wardrobe and lots of random pieces: 'Funny how there always seems to be a few bits left over.'

'It's lovely. Have you actually built a flat-pack kitchen before?'

Fred began to understand why this kit house was so cheap.

"It doesn't take a rocket scientist to figure this stuff out, but..."

'It says 'turn screw clockwise to tighten.' Which way is clockwise in digital?'

"The instructions state that some anger, frustration and confusion is expected."

'Your new grade level rates an office, but the furniture comes assembly required.'

"Relax. They come in pieces."

Man tries to build a traditional Indian Guru bed using flatpack furniture.

Jude completely misunderstands his doctor's request for a stool sample.