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Kate's Evil Plan: 'I convinced her that good behavior is a stealth tactic that'll help her reach her goal to one day rule the world.'

Unable to raise enough money for a trip to Paris, the Bartlesville High French Club had to settle for three days in Tulsa.

Apart from your mother, who else thinks you're doing a good job as Chairman of the company?

"Listen Herb, once you become the boss and decide who gets a raise, then you can have a raise."

"Oceans are rising, landmass is shrinking - so far so good."

Gracie for Queen...of the universe.

"So how much money have you made from your psychic hotline business?"

'If I'd had someone to help me when I started, I might have made CEO...actually, I did make CEO, but you know what I mean.'

Great training inspires employees: 'I see myself doing you job before too long...'

I'm willing to start at the bottom and work my way up to your job..

World Economic Forum

'Man, I'm age 21 now and so far, I haven't done anything important. Things can't go on like this or I will have to forget my plan to become rich and famous by writing my autobiography at age 35!'

'I'm so proud of Trevor for getting an early start on his negative campaign for Student Council.'

"I'll bet a lot of people wish they had a royal palace to return to."

"Of course I'm not quitting school, Dad! If anything, I've learned that if you want to succeed, you need passion and leadership and a whatever-it-takes attitude!"

"Progress is coming right along!"

'Today could well be the day...the day on which the world leaders turn to me to solve their problems...they might just leave it till tomorrow.'

'...And to faithfully execute the duties of Emperor of the United States of Newt...'

"When I grow up I'm going to become president and I'm going to abolish homework!"

'I don't want to rob the rich anymore, Marian, I want to BE the rich.'

Management Styles - Inspirational

"And what do you want to be when you grow up little girl, a nurse or a secretary?"

"Students always think that they're going to change the world..."

'Determined little guy.'

'I know you're going to inherit the throne from your father, but I want you to go to medical school just in case.'

'Well, you're lousy at Maths, but I'm sure you'll become a great CEO one day...'

"I'm keeping it really simple!"

'Can I be a decision maker? Well, yes and no.'

Money And Prestige

"You said you wanted more responsibility around here. I agree. Empty this."

Soldier looking in the mirror and seeing a general.

"Build your foundation, Dorothea. They will come."

'Why can't I ever lead?'

"I have no problem with dictatorships; my problem is with not being the dictator."

"Where do you see yourself in five years, Mr. Hawkins - still a small investor?"