Aspiring New Yorker Mugs

"And you thought I couldn't find Hudson River views in your price range."

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

'They all want to play the star.'

"Where would you see yourself in five years' time?"

"I wanted to be a baseball player 'til I found out they send you to the showers."

What else is there to wish for?

"Because when you're drafted by the pros, you'll have to be able to sign your contract. That's why you have to attend first grade."

'Hey guys?. . . Help us think what Dale could do for his '15 minutes of fame.''

A backup plan might be a good idea, in case 'being a celebrity' doesn't work out...

"We really have to catch up on our New Yorkers."

"Nobody at school will laugh at me."

Directors chairs on movie set with Model, Actress, and Whatever on them

I want to be a lawn!

One day, he hoped to hit the big time.

"Have a career, and then if you want to try acting, you'll have my blessing."

'When you talk about playing, 'at the next level', you mean lawyering, right, not the NBA?'

'It's great that you want a career in football, Timothy, but don't you think being a striker would be more fun than being a goalpost.'

"You can achieve anything if you put you mind to it."

"When I grow up, I want to be a Presidential impersonator on 'Saturday Night Live.'"

"This area is popular with would-be actresses and models,we call it 'Silicon Implants'."

Charlie's medical advice always went in one ear and out the other.

"When I grow up I'd like to model for a pasta company."

"We thought we could put in the details later."

'I told my teacher that I won't be returning to school. I'm trying out for a pro basketball team, and her services are no longer required.'

"To be honest, it just collects dust."

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up...Can I have your autograph please?'

'When I grow up, if I don't become a pro basketball player, about about 'spin doctor'?'

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up... Can I have your autograph please?'

I'm only a part-time waiter, I'm really an actor.

A panhandler with a sign that reads "I'll never work in this town again!".