Aspiring Moose Mugs

"No, you can't be anything you want when you grow up. You're a moose."

"Where would you see yourself in five years' time?"

What else is there to wish for?

"I wanted to be a baseball player 'til I found out they send you to the showers."

My coach wants me to go to soccer camp. Focusing on one sport isn't good for you. But mom! I'll develop crucial life skills. Let's see. "Landing endorsements, agents and college sports scholarships." The definition of "crucial".

Another Turning Point in History. Oh, the heck with it -- I'll never get these antlers right. Mickey Moose.

"Follow that dream!" (man boarding taxi)

"Because when you're drafted by the pros, you'll have to be able to sign your contract. That's why you have to attend first grade."

A backup plan might be a good idea, in case 'being a celebrity' doesn't work out...

Romeo and Juliet, the Jazz/Moose Version....

Rainbow/Horizon

One day, he hoped to hit the big time.

"If I had it all to do over again, I would have liked to be the King of Swing."

"You can achieve anything if you put you mind to it."

'It's great that you want a career in football, Timothy, but don't you think being a striker would be more fun than being a goalpost.'

'Yes, you sing. But do you dance and make romance?'

'When you talk about playing, 'at the next level', you mean lawyering, right, not the NBA?'

I'm trying out for the spring play. You'll be great! Ha! You'll be grateful to be an usher, Meryl Creep. Yeah. The good parts go to real actors. Sigh. The arts are sooo uplifting.

Charlie's medical advice always went in one ear and out the other.

"When I grow up I'd like to model for a pasta company."

"She gets her musical ability from me."

"We thought we could put in the details later."

'I told my teacher that I won't be returning to school. I'm trying out for a pro basketball team, and her services are no longer required.'

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up...Can I have your autograph please?'

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up... Can I have your autograph please?'

'When I grow up, if I don't become a pro basketball player, about about 'spin doctor'?'

"To be honest, it just collects dust."

'Want to squeeze a lifetime of hunting into one day? Go with Ben!'

"If you work hard enough, and find the right reality show, you can grow up to be anything you want."

'It's true that a college degree might render you overqualified for your present position, but it's a chance I'd take.'

"I owe my success to him. I figured, if he can make it, so can I."

"Coach said I can be catcher if I gain 30 pounds."

"It's beginning to appear as if I'll never have greatness thrust upon me."

How to get ahead and how to get further ahead.

New Years Resolutions: Join Gym. . .Cancel Gym.