Aspiring Hollywood Star Prints

'Believing any filming experience may help launch acting careers, some even stage their appearances before closed circuit cameras.'

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

'They all want to play the star.'

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

"An actor, you say? Guess you caught the acting-like-a-waiter bug."

'Hey guys?. . . Help us think what Dale could do for his '15 minutes of fame.''

A father films his family while imagining himself as a director

"The script isn't funny, but maybe if we put some unfunny actors in it and get an unfunny director it will be funny."

"So, do you see yourself as a car valet who writes screenplays or a screen writer who parks cars?"

A backup plan might be a good idea, in case 'being a celebrity' doesn't work out...

Danae's Celebrity Career: 'I don't know where to begin in deciding what I want to be when I grow up...I want people to shut and leave me alone, and I need lots of attention, so...'

"If there is no more American Idol what am I going to do to become famous?"

"Nobody at school will laugh at me."

'Most of all, I'd like to thank god. . .'

Tom Cruise

"I'm thinking action roles might not really be your thing."

Hollywood or bust!

"Face it - in this town, either you're a star or you're just another brown dwarf."

Directors chairs on movie set with Model, Actress, and Whatever on them

Welcome to Hollywood

"Have a career, and then if you want to try acting, you'll have my blessing."

"He's left a suicide screenplay."

Live the Dream!

'I told you I'd make you a star.'

"This area is popular with would-be actresses and models,we call it 'Silicon Implants'."

"I'm not sure I'd want fifteen minutes of fame. Mum would only follow it with fifteen minutes of criticism."

"When I grow up I'd like to model for a pasta company."

'It's 'big office' meets 'poorly-received flop'!'