Aspiring Gp Mugs

Record number of GPs recruited after first round

'Don't bite it.I have to check Daddy next.'

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

What else is there to wish for?

MEDICAL SCHOOL, 'I didn't know you COULD specialize in insurance.'

'Look dear, he's writing political speeches.'

Little doctor.

"My daughter tells me you want to become a doctor."

'Stop purring I can't hear your heart beat.'

"Gracie, what does a little girl like you wish for? I mean, besides being a doctor, a motivational speaker, a great parent and becoming president?"

"You'll never make it as a doctor with handwriting like this. I understood every word."

"Bad news, Dad—you're brain-dead!"

'I've changed my mind...I want to grow up to be a politician.'

'I don't make house calls. My mom won't let me leave the yard.'

'Let's play doctor. You be the primary care giver and I'll be the doctor you refer patients to.'

'Oh for heaven's sake, Jim... all he wants to do is perform a vasectomy on you.'

'I got an 'F' in penmanship, but it doesn't matter. I plan on becoming a doctor.'

DO IT YOURSELF - Four new jobs we'll all have to do ourselves

"It was a crime of passion, not the defendant's offense, out verdict."

'Did you find someone to practice your first aid on, dear?'

"This is the little league. You can't negotiate a signing bonus"

"Dad, I want to become a doctor. I already know something about anatomy: A human being consists of a head, a belly, legs, arms, and a smartphone."

'Okay, let's negotiate. Just how good do I have to be?'

'How long do you think it will take to heal?'

Junior doctor kits.

"I'm thinking of getting into office politics."

"Attention, please. At 8:45 A.M. on Tuesday, July 29, 2008, you are all scheduled to take the New York State Bar Exam."

"I'm gonna be a doctor when I grow up."

'I'm hoping that this will take off and I will earn enough to pay my way through medical school some day.'

"Eat your borscht. Don't you want to be President of the Soviet Union when you grow up?"

"I'm wearing hospital scrubs and a stethoscope around my neck!"

"Let's face it Simkins, the only way you'll ever get to medical school is by donating your body to science."

"Honk If You're Running For Governor!