Aspiring Entertainer Prints

'A clown? What makes you think you could be a clown?'

"Nobody at school will laugh at me."

Ventriloquism for Dummies.

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

'They all want to play the star.'

"I would like a tube of lemon yellow, cadmium red, cobalt blue, ivory, black, and zinc white, a sixteen-by-twenty canvas, a couple of brushes, and that book 'Painting in Oils'."

"I'm gonna be a 'New Yorker' cartoonist. You're not supposed to understand it."

'I don't care if Jackson Pollock did start out this way. We are drawing kittens.'

"My wife has always encouraged me... ...to quit this stupid dream and get a real job." ... "You have a wife?"

'Miss Donahue would give him an F.'

'I really wanted to only take accounting courses, but my parents made me take this cartooning class so I would have something to fall back on.'

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

"You want to be a comedian? You can't be serious!"

"Next, I'd like to play 'Guantanamera.'"

Children's Imagination

Mr. K's essay is such a drag! Yeah, but I've got to do really well. Twig! You're such a grind! Am not! Life isn't only about grades. I know! But he's directing the spring musical. And my singing won't get me the part all by itself! English: Gateway to the Grammys.

'Hey guys?. . . Help us think what Dale could do for his '15 minutes of fame.''

"Obviously, I can't fly like you, but if you teach me, I can probably sing like you..."

'Man it's a tough crowd tonight!'

A backup plan might be a good idea, in case 'being a celebrity' doesn't work out...

"If there is no more American Idol what am I going to do to become famous?"

Directors chairs on movie set with Model, Actress, and Whatever on them

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack Writes A Top Ten Hit

Brian, I hope you're taking this seriously.

Child steps off chair and says, 'Tough crowd.'(Cat looks impassive)

"Have a career, and then if you want to try acting, you'll have my blessing."

"If I had it all to do over again, I would have liked to be the King of Swing."

So close... Yet so far.

Biographies. Don Rickles for Dummies

"This area is popular with would-be actresses and models,we call it 'Silicon Implants'."

"She gets her musical ability from me."

"When I grow up, I want to be a Presidential impersonator on 'Saturday Night Live.'"

I'm trying out for the spring play. You'll be great! Ha! You'll be grateful to be an usher, Meryl Creep. Yeah. The good parts go to real actors. Sigh. The arts are sooo uplifting.

'Mummy, Mummy, I've been practising the whole afternoon: Wanna hear my evil laugh?'

"I've made a fortune as a successful artist! I couldn't see this happening if I became a soldier or a worker..."