Aspiring Cartoonist Mugs

"Baldo, it's great that you want to draw editorial cartoons for the school paper. But effective cartoons comment on important issues. They are not a forum for your personal agenda."

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

Torturing the English Language

Can You Spot the Differences?

"We only got six days of funding."

CSI: Mother Goose Unit...'Hmmm...I'm beginning to suspect that perhaps mister Dumpty's demise wasn't simply a tragic accident.'

Trump pardons

Claus 2.0

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

Sure, he likes it here - he's a cartoonist.

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

"Don’t worry, this guy is totally cool. Just don’t mention the Red Baron."

"Elementary, my dear Watson- the cartoonist did it."

Man, my cat sneaks into the weirdest spots.

Where Indian ink came from.

"I would like a tube of lemon yellow, cadmium red, cobalt blue, ivory, black, and zinc white, a sixteen-by-twenty canvas, a couple of brushes, and that book 'Painting in Oils'."

Shampoo.

"The best part is that we got hell to pay for it."

CIA report

101 uses of a dead cat: disguise.

"Baldo, you're a very good artist! You should put your talent to use."

"I know we got early to catch him...but he looks so cute I just can't eat him!"

Glance Exchange

It isn't widely known that Michelangelo was the first in a long line of cartoonists to buck the family tradition.

'Yak, yak, yak.'

"We're odd looking but just as good."

Please enjoy this culturally, ethnically, religiously and politically correct cartoon responsibly.

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

Monkeys/Humans in the zoo.

'Evidently, one of them was a cartoonist!'

"Look, it's my word balloon."