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'Well, that's one off my bucket list!'

'I can't believe I didn't get that promotion. So many people have passed me by I feel like a road sign on the highway to success.'

"Colin kept the bar fairly low."

"Tia Carmen, if you had a bucket list, what would you put in it?"

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"It seemed a given that my bucket-list should include an actual bucket."

"Mom said mopping up my snow tracks is a good start for my bucket list."

"Oh, no! My bucket list!"

'Remember when we used to catch small fish by the bucket full.'

'So OK. . . I should quit smoking, but I scratched that off my bucket list years ago!'

The only time you are actually too old to follow your dreams.

"Good news. You're not ready for a kick-the-bucket list."

"It was on my Bucket List."

"On reflection, it might be prudent to leave this one till last..."

"Dad and his stupid bucket list."

'It's okay that you missed the bullseye. What's important is that you always aimed high.'

'I want to ship Daddy to all the places he missed visiting, because he was working so hard to accumulate the estate I just inherited.'

Man in dress with umbrella on scooter in office 'Bucket List Item #8'.

"Sandbox. One more to cross off my bucket list."

"Have you seen the video, '20 Things To Do Before You Die'?"

"I was assistant to Prince Andrew for six months, then I realised that, no matter how good I was, they were never going to make me Prince Andrew."

'If I were you, I'd start doing those things on your 'Things to do before you die' list.'

"This year I'm going to lose weight!"

'Everyone should have a bucket list!'

"To assume Leonard has a bucket list, you have to first assume he actually wants to do anything."

"Baldo, have you given any thought to your future?"

'Just in case, I want you to shorten your Bucket List down to just one thing that you can do in this room.'

Things to do before you die...

"Life's too short to not do something that has a high likelihood of shortening your life!"

'Excuse his boring wine selection. You can't expect more from someone who has 'visiting a Walmart' on his bucket list.'

"Yay! I finally get to swim with a dolphin!"

'What would I do if I only had one day left to live? That's a good question. Why do you ask?'

'Wow! -- that's the biggest speed bump I've ever seen!'