Aspiring Aviators Prints

'Actually I wanted to be a pilot, but my dog is scared of flying!'

'You know the rule, new guy carries the lotion.'

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

The Hobby Store

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

"He built his own airplane from a kit."

Boy pilot.

'Dad, may I use the plane tonight?'

'Keep repeating to yourself: I am a high flyer, I will not dive for the salmon.'

A push in the right direction: 50c.

'Dang! My applications as a mailman, a football player and a dancing teacher got rejected. I guess I've got to go on hunting that stupid white whale...'

Psychology Dept. Faculty Evaluations Today. I can't tell if it's my id or my ego, but I'm really craving a promotion.

"The extent of your extracurricular activities in high school, may very well be participation in regular program of oral hygiene using an effective decay preventaative tooth paste, but that won't get you into a good university."

"Well, this must be as big as I'm supposed to get."

"There's no limit to what you can do with your life. Just look at me - I'm a chicken who ordered a beer."

More jets.

'Try to keep the number of your landings equal to the number of your takeoffs!'

'Let me guess - You want to be a helicopter pilot?'

'Can you get out and parallel park for me? I'm not good at it.'

Flying 101: Keep landings equal to take offs.

'It's okay that you missed the bullseye. What's important is that you always aimed high.'

A bunch of penguins look on as one penguin hang glides above them.

'I appreciate you desire to volunteer with Pilots Without Borders, but being a flightless bird you haven't enough flying hours to qualify with us.'

'No, you can't fly the kite now...we'll be at the park soon.'

Graduation Day at Drone School

"You know, we're not getting any younger...I mean, pretty soon, we'll both be 16."

At this time we'd like to seat students in rows one to four. - Flight School

"Baldo, have you given any thought to your future?"

"Behold, friends! Today, with this jetpack, I will escape the shackles of earth and do what all true birds are meant to do!!"

One boy flies remote control helicopter, another flies remote control air balloon.

"Don't cry this time, it is off putting."

"In my day, we got bubblegum in our hair, not drones!"

"They’re after a younger demographic."

'Excellent flying Pete! That was a brilliant Textbook landing!'

'Wow! -- that's the biggest speed bump I've ever seen!'