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'Nice. Another picture of the fridge for the fridge.'

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

'I love your playing....especially when you stop!'

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

"I would like a tube of lemon yellow, cadmium red, cobalt blue, ivory, black, and zinc white, a sixteen-by-twenty canvas, a couple of brushes, and that book 'Painting in Oils'."

Well, you know these child prodigies - they can be very demanding about how their work is displayed.

"I'm gonna be a 'New Yorker' cartoonist. You're not supposed to understand it."

'I don't care if Jackson Pollock did start out this way. We are drawing kittens.'

'I really wanted to only take accounting courses, but my parents made me take this cartooning class so I would have something to fall back on.'

"My wife has always encouraged me... ...to quit this stupid dream and get a real job." ... "You have a wife?"

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

'Miss Donahue would give him an F.'

"Today in school we learned how to glue!"

"Vanessa has done a not bad de Kooning."

"Mom, come quick. Dad's in a stupor."

'You could say this is how my husband and I support local arts.'

Children's Imagination

Brian, I hope you're taking this seriously.

'Genius! Art class and snack time!'

Truthfully, I'm just a frustrated insurance agent …

"That'll be the day!"

If Whistler and his mother were alive today.

'I take from this flood of faxes that your son is in art class.'

"I've made a fortune as a successful artist! I couldn't see this happening if I became a soldier or a worker..."

Boy Learning Violin With Ear Muffs.

'Doing this was easy. Finding someone nuts enough to buy the crap - THAT'S art!'

'Oh Rats! I can't be creative with a box of flat crayons!'

'Today's unwilling nude model is Ralph.'

Igloo Art.

'I need to practice painting the human figure, MOM! Models cost money!"

"Quick mommy, call Sothebys."

"I've been an emerging artist for ten years now..."

'Are you the proud parents of our (drumming contest) winner?'

Michelangelo's Parents - 1481

"If you wish to see your artwork displayed, don't forget your bio."