Aspiring Alien Artist Mugs

How to draw a martian!

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

Outer Space Outsourcing

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

"Look what I found, dad!"

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

"Houston, we have a problem."

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

"I would like a tube of lemon yellow, cadmium red, cobalt blue, ivory, black, and zinc white, a sixteen-by-twenty canvas, a couple of brushes, and that book 'Painting in Oils'."

"The space aliens who abducted me wanted to know what it was like to be loved...I wasted no time."

"Would you relax? They never look up."

Friends and enemies of the Earth.

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

'I suppose you'll use this as an excuse for turning in your homework in late again.'

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

dog vs UFO...

How am I abducting?

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

Save Our Universe

'You caught it, you gut it!'

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

'It's good to be here. We're having economic problems where we come from.'

'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'

'Excuse me could you please direct me to the nearest toilet?'

Standard endings for sci-fi movies...

"If you lied about where you are from, what else have you lied about?"

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

* Let's stop here, they seem nice!

"They look like pickles."

"But there's no way in hell I could afford Jupiter today."