Artsy Primate Enthusiast Mugs

'Years of photography lessons down the drain because I can't get pictures copyrighted. Another example of man keeping us down."

"I disagree — I think humans are funny."

At the primate speech center, Mokobo tries some stand-up comedy...

'I think we're losing sight of out roots.'

Too much monkey business...

"Have you been throwing a lot of poop lately?"

'Typical man - why can't he just ask for directions?'

"Conversation - what a concept!"

A gorilla plays chess with his keeper.

'Look at those arms! I was born to ride a Harley Davidson!'

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

They still don't get it, do they? They can't see we're aping them!

Artists Cats

A skinny dog drawn with zen brush.

'Of course he knows he's a monkey, Timmy. You know you're a monkey, don't you?'

'My Dad will like you. He's the care-taker at the monkey house in the zoo.'

Primate Speech Institute. He's learned to talk, but all he'll talk about is the price of bananas.

'Bernie, you're not gonna have anything disgusting to hurl at zoo visitors if you forget this.'

Swinging through the jungle.

Monkey Business

Ape ambushes anteater hiding behind a monolith.

Color-Rectal Exams for Baboons...

'I think we're losing sight of our roots.'

"Sayyy - you've had some work done!"

'Brachiating?! Kids these days... whatever happened to good old fashioned swinging?!'

"Promise I won't evolve into one of those, Ma."

"...an this is my extended family."

After Darwin - "I won't spoil it and tell you the ending."

The Brain Draw hits the Gomango Jungle - 'It's pretty dull around here since all our best minds have left for the primate learning centers.'

Monkey casino study.

'You know, I'm appreciating having long arms more and more as I get older,,,'

'Will frolic in trees, or whatever it is we do, for food.'

"... $3 million, I have $3 million. Can I get $4 million? Yes, $4 million ..."

'That's not funny, Fred.'

an ape is at therapy.The therapists says to him: 'Herbert, i'd like you to talk about your feelings just before one of your poo-flinging fits of rage.'