Arts And Crafts Humor Prints

Knight with paint tin on his head.

Instructional guide to scribbling

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

Do it yourself books.

Face painting by numbers.

"Happy Anniversary, dear! It's a gold spray-painted macaroni necklace."

"I can't see a blinkin' thing."

Building giant sand pies.

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

The opera - 'Please, sir, give us your ticket, if you ain;t a-goin' in again.'

"Ever since the layoffs, I feel like we've been doing the work of twenty clowns."

'Harvey does all his own 'get well' cards.'

Children's Imagination

This year Mike decides to make his own Valentine's cards.

'That's the problem with living with an artist, the fruitbowl is always off...'

Gustav Holst

'I had a cough at the time!'

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

"I think I know where the passion in our marriage has gone."

"I can now fetch anything you want - on Etsy."

Christmas Craftwork

Face painting - children have no faces

Paper being carefully folded until it resembles a scrunched up paper ball.

"Have we looked as though we know what it is, for long enough yet?"

"Hold still, it's a programme about making your own tv cabinet."

Face painting children with no facial features.

Quilt fanatic

Art for Sale

'It's for cutting and pasting.'

Cross-country knitting.

'I made hundreds of copies to give to all the students in my school. By the way, the color printer is out of ink.'

Pottery