Arts And Crafts Enthusiast Mugs

"The innocence seems forced."

"I had to make the heart blue because I used up all my red crayons at Christmas time."

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

Arts and crafts

"Lovely dovetail."

"Happy Anniversary, dear! It's a gold spray-painted macaroni necklace."

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

"She's a natural!"

Beyond Dante

Pelican and Origami

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

"The self-portraits of Mexican artist Frida Kahlo were influenced by the great artists of her time."

101 uses of a dead cat: pincushion

"I can now fetch anything you want - on Etsy."

Christmas Craftwork

The Critic...

Bakery. The smell of freshly baked bread is the only truly perfect man-made thing on earth.

Man feeding origami birds with confetti

Artisanal Pottery

'Honey, I think you overdid the plastic canvas decorations in the bathroom.'

"The idea is to stick art on the refrigerator, not carve it in."

"I see you've got a new cheese counter."

Cavewoman knitting with wool from mammoth

'No I don't have scissors you can borrow.'

Binge Scrapbooking: the morning after.

"I spent twelve years making this. Where's MY award?"

Nutcracker

Billie Piper.

Cheesemaker

A man working on a model airplane

"This one is a storybook Arts and Crafts home. The glitter stencils and macaroni art is all original."

'I think of it as mending pants, not splicing jeans.'

Toolmaking was always a challenge during the Plasticine Era.

"I can remember when all we needed was someone who could carve and someone who could sew."

'Do you have any Cheese and Pickle?