Artistic Integrity Advocate Prints

"We decided to hang on to the old black-and-white set for watching colorized films."

Little Buttercup HMS Pinafore

'I hate his kind. They use their integrity and hard work to advance their careers.'

'Shouldn't we spend a little time on the ARTS?'

"At First Infidelity we're all about integrity...."

"What Genocide? What Armenians?"

"You're not a real fan. You're just dressed up like a slut for attention."

Bleh! What's up, little man? I can't figure out how to start my essay on integrity and honesty. Oh yeah. I once wrote one of those. Excellent. Can I use yours? Honestly?

"I have always depended on the content of strangers."

"Are you sure he tested negative?"

Funding Cuts for the Arts

"But. . . editorial cartoons can make readers think!"

"It's a cautionary tale about why we shouldn't cut arts funding in schools."

Rodin's Irish Judge

Crisis of values

Please help: National Endowment for the Arts

"Now on view: Old paintings by dead white men through whenever…"

'I used to be a major player around here until I was side-lined by an ethics injury.'

Complete Intergrity - "Jeez, look at the tits on that broad!"

'It's best not to talk behind other people's back's, son. But if you must, the place to do it is in the media.'

"If it makes any difference, it's a remarkable piece of plagiarism."

This program is made possible by donations from Don and Mary Doughaberg, and from lowlifes like you who never get their names mentioned.

Check your conscience, Senator?

Art Theft

A Low Budget Philharmonic Orchestra

"You paid 1000 words for this picture!?"

"Viewers should be advised: the following debate on public funding for the arts contains violence and adult language."

"And now what will you do with your advanced arts degree now that we no longer have any culture?"

Coronation Civil Rights

“He’s my son, yes. But we only met a few times. Frankly, I hardly know him.”

Businessman's Secret Handshake

I want you to look at this, Harris, and see if it could give us any trouble.

Useful vs. Wasteful Spending . . . Arts Programs and Missile Defense Programs.

Landlord makes a song and dance about the rent at a theatre

Greta's Scream (after Munch)