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'Brilliant! I love it! I'll give you ?25,000!'

Courtroom sketch artist at Donald Trump hush money trial has a suitcase full of orange pastels.

"The Eggsorcist"

'Whoooa,MAN,check out this STORM! It's PELTING down!'

"It's about sex and revenge, except for a short chapter on the Continental Congress."

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

"Freud doesn't work for you, so I', going to try some Dr. Anthony Fauci..."

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The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.

The End of the World is postponed from 2000 to 2112.

Artist uses connect-the-dots canvas to paint nude model.

"Here we have an all natural rock – before being artistically processed and stripped of its natural richness."

Arabic Thief Salad - lashings of whipped cream...

"It's not my fault - how was I to know you'd look scary with your clothes off?"

"Wow. I just had a near life experience!"

"So, Owen tells me you guys met in art school."

Vampire shaving cut dilemma.

"In this series, the artist is in dialogue with her printer."

Nude conductor of Orchestra conducting 'The full Monte-verdi'

'Today's unwilling nude model is Ralph.'

"Gracie, you're a good mud artist."

'Stop gritting your teeth!'

Guru Shifted Thinking

The first art critic

'It says this artist is making a statement about man's struggle with the rising cost of oil paint.'

'Now that's what I call an overactive thyroid.'

True confession

Atomic Bear: Part 28

"Seriously, Ice-Skating? You want to try out Ice-Skating?!"

"I never realized trying to have a baby would mean replacing the soft music and candlelight with an ovulation strip, a thermometer, and a starter pistol."

'What happened to the little flute?'

Paint by numbers stained glass windows

Cautious photojournalist.

SHRUNKEN ID STRIP#1Post modernism "so 90's"

Antiques roadshow: 'Yes it's definitely Silver'