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'Brilliant! I love it! I'll give you ?25,000!'

Courtroom sketch artist at Donald Trump hush money trial has a suitcase full of orange pastels.

"It's about sex and revenge, except for a short chapter on the Continental Congress."

'Whoooa,MAN,check out this STORM! It's PELTING down!'

"The Eggsorcist"

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

"Freud doesn't work for you, so I', going to try some Dr. Anthony Fauci..."

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The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.

The End of the World is postponed from 2000 to 2112.

Vampire shaving cut dilemma.

"It's not my fault - how was I to know you'd look scary with your clothes off?"

Arabic Thief Salad - lashings of whipped cream...

"Wow. I just had a near life experience!"

"Here we have an all natural rock – before being artistically processed and stripped of its natural richness."

Artist uses connect-the-dots canvas to paint nude model.

"So, Owen tells me you guys met in art school."

"In this series, the artist is in dialogue with her printer."

Nude conductor of Orchestra conducting 'The full Monte-verdi'

'Today's unwilling nude model is Ralph.'

The first art critic

Guru Shifted Thinking

"Gracie, you're a good mud artist."

'Stop gritting your teeth!'

'It says this artist is making a statement about man's struggle with the rising cost of oil paint.'

'Now that's what I call an overactive thyroid.'

SHRUNKEN ID STRIP#1Post modernism "so 90's"

Cautious photojournalist.

True confession

"Seriously, Ice-Skating? You want to try out Ice-Skating?!"

'What happened to the little flute?'

Paint by numbers stained glass windows

"I never realized trying to have a baby would mean replacing the soft music and candlelight with an ovulation strip, a thermometer, and a starter pistol."

Antiques roadshow: 'Yes it's definitely Silver'

'So much for his new glasses...he didn't see that coming'