Artistic Expression Advocate Gifts

"You're not a real fan. You're just dressed up like a slut for attention."

The Artist

Theatre Masks and Butts

"Avant-garde jazz hands"

"Look, it's my word balloon."

'Shouldn't we spend a little time on the ARTS?'

"What Genocide? What Armenians?"

F&E Stables. Horses Boarded. The owner of this horse is a huge fan of the late musician, "Prince." That explains the purple reins.

"I'm working on more of a 'personal' mythology."

Dolores is so avant garde.

Jimi Hendrix.

"When Harold first said he identified as a balloon animal I thought it was just a phase, but here we are fifteen years later and it seems to be working."

Leonore from Fidelio

"Someday we will escape from this prison."

"I have always depended on the content of strangers."

"Without mentioning any names, certain questionable liberties have been taken with our dress code."

Funding Cuts for the Arts

Rodin's Irish Judge

"I've found if I squint my eyes and frown, it looks like I'm concentrating rather than sleeping.".

"Can you just once get to the damn point without the usual embellishments?"

"Practicing my hate-face."

"It's a cautionary tale about why we shouldn't cut arts funding in schools."

"But. . . editorial cartoons can make readers think!"

Please help: National Endowment for the Arts

"Now on view: Old paintings by dead white men through whenever…"

The Eclectic Chair

'Imagine the damage he could have done as a corporate accountant...'

Muhammad Dali...

Clowns in and out tray 'Grin and Pout'

'Well, there goes the neighbourhood.'

Tattoo Parlour Could you do me something in this season's colours

"The beanbag chair, … do we take it out of the furniture budget or the art budget?"

"Ok, let's sneak up on Mr. Canvas and see if we can make a good impression."

"The notion that *CRUNCH* architectural *CRUNCH CRUNCH* forms can *CRUNCH* express anything may *CRUNCH* seem difficult *CRUNCH* to *CRUNCH CRUNCH* grasp at *CRUNCH* all,"

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