Artistic Expression Advocate Gifts

"You're not a real fan. You're just dressed up like a slut for attention."

The Artist

Theatre Masks and Butts

"Avant-garde jazz hands"

"Look, it's my word balloon."

'Shouldn't we spend a little time on the ARTS?'

"What Genocide? What Armenians?"

"I'm working on more of a 'personal' mythology."

Dolores is so avant garde.

Leonore from Fidelio

"When Harold first said he identified as a balloon animal I thought it was just a phase, but here we are fifteen years later and it seems to be working."

"Someday we will escape from this prison."

"I have always depended on the content of strangers."

Funding Cuts for the Arts

"Practicing my hate-face."

"It's a cautionary tale about why we shouldn't cut arts funding in schools."

"Can you just once get to the damn point without the usual embellishments?"

Rodin's Irish Judge

"But. . . editorial cartoons can make readers think!"

The Eclectic Chair

"I've found if I squint my eyes and frown, it looks like I'm concentrating rather than sleeping.".

"Now on view: Old paintings by dead white men through whenever…"

Please help: National Endowment for the Arts

"I guess life does imitate art."

"Ok, let's sneak up on Mr. Canvas and see if we can make a good impression."

This program is made possible by donations from Don and Mary Doughaberg, and from lowlifes like you who never get their names mentioned.

Tattoo Parlour Could you do me something in this season's colours

"The beanbag chair, … do we take it out of the furniture budget or the art budget?"

"The notion that *CRUNCH* architectural *CRUNCH CRUNCH* forms can *CRUNCH* express anything may *CRUNCH* seem difficult *CRUNCH* to *CRUNCH CRUNCH* grasp at *CRUNCH* all,"

'Imagine the damage he could have done as a corporate accountant...'

Clowns in and out tray 'Grin and Pout'

'Well, there goes the neighbourhood.'