Artistic Enforcer Prints

Cop painting with 'NYPD Blue'

The New Fundamentals of Art: 'We'll begin with the most basic figure, the trademark attorney...'

'Shouldn't we spend a little time on the ARTS?'

'I wish I was creative'

"You're not a real fan. You're just dressed up like a slut for attention."

"You need to turn down the vibration setting on your cell phone."

Funding Cuts for the Arts

'We're not interested in loyalty,but we do value obedience.'

"But. . . editorial cartoons can make readers think!"

"Now on view: Old paintings by dead white men through whenever…"

Please help: National Endowment for the Arts

If cartoonists fought wars.

"It's a cautionary tale about why we shouldn't cut arts funding in schools."

"Tell him I can still hear him chewing."

'What you're asking me to do goes against my principles. I'll have to charge extra for that.'

This program is made possible by donations from Don and Mary Doughaberg, and from lowlifes like you who never get their names mentioned.

"Whack him. And if you can't whack him, redact him."

A Low Budget Philharmonic Orchestra

"At least have the decency to send her a text to tell her you're not interested."

Close... but no Degas.

Greta's Scream (after Munch)

Useful vs. Wasteful Spending . . . Arts Programs and Missile Defense Programs.

Landlord makes a song and dance about the rent at a theatre

"Viewers should be advised: the following debate on public funding for the arts contains violence and adult language."

"I've warned you about your offensive touching. Keep your hands off your face!"

"My people will get back to your people."

"Now now Mrs Butterworth, you were warned that there were going to be cuts to the arts and crafts budget."

"Very well done, Samuels. But next time, don't forget your handcuffs."

Arcade

The Only Orchestra In the world with a Mime.

Stopping Coronavirus

"You know I hate when you check your messages at the table."

FREElance Artists

Boy caught by a policeman

"The department has run out of money..."