Artistic Admiration Pillows

Life drawing class.

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

Bob had to confront his fear of butterflies.

Victor Hugo

Diner.

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

"Why don't you find a museum!"

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

'The portrait is a mark of his extreme egotism, but, if you curtsy and bow sufficiently...say, 'Oh Yes Sir!'!, to everything he says, you should do OK'

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

A Macaroni in 1772

"Let's face it. The only play you've ever liked is 'Stop the World - I Want to Get Off.'"

Antlers: A Deer with Ants for Antlers.

'Projectile painting.'

"Is it me, or is Jasper Johns a genius?" "Über-genius, Larry. Über!"

Cat statues on entrance gate

"Me? How about you go closer and read the plaque!"

Mikado

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

'Evidently, one of them was a cartoonist!'

"How do I know this isn't a performance art piece?"

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

Happy thoughts

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

'I just love this work from his macaroni period,'

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

Jackson Pollock: abstract; Picasso: cubism; Bobby: eight year old

Creation of Red Wine

"Now this I get."

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.

New Coat of Paint at the Sistine Condos

Limerick On A Grecian Urn

A man on a giant book poses as Rodin's The Thinker.