Artisan Baking Mugs

"Not while they're making artisanal bread."

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

Come dine with me!

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

A woman standing beside a stove full of steaming pots and pans.

Lady of the Cake.

Lesbian civil partnership.

"Guess who brought king cake!"

Any time is cake o'clock

Their marriage in jeopardy, Strawberry Shortcake and Billy Bob Banana Bread seek therapy.

'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to well, pie.'

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

What the Doctor Ordered

The Fourth Little Pig

"Oh, no - Karen baked a cake so dense that not even light can escape."

Diner.

A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!'

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

"Where do we put Desserts?"

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

'Are you made of sugar?'

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

"Jill Hamster's entrepreneurial disaster"

Cat croissant, cat baguette, cat muffin, cat turnover

"Who ordered the double chocolate parfait with a cherry on top?"

"That's it. We’re toast."

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

Hungry child