Artificial Foliage Fan Prints

"I've replanted the hanging basket with flowers that'll survive the coming winter. . .They're plastic."

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

Wine Lady

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

Before I can stop and smell the roses, I need time to stop and plant the @#$% roses.

Greenfingers.

'I'd forgotten how lovely it looks outside!'

'They're dog roses!'

'Oh, thank you, Neville. If I had lips, I'd kiss you.'

Say it with flowers - available in any language.

Say it with flowers: It!

Rodin's Cloakroom Thief

'My real name is Bellis Perennis, but you can call me Daisy!'

'Welcome to the house warming! The map points out what is furniture and what is sculpture.'

'Vanity, thy name is Maple.'

Bee in flight.

'My best friend threw her bouquet to me at her wedding, and I ATE it'

House plants

The Statue of Liberty holding up an ice-cream.

Vegetarian Restaurant: Choose Your Own Cabbage

As soon as he began speaking Manuel's Spanish accent was unmistakeable and he was evicted from the Local food group.

Giacometti's less famous 'Man Walking Dog'

"Pretty impressive for a product of a 3-D printer."

The Deer of Spring.

"It's inoperable and perennial."

Male elephant giving female flowers and LOTS of candy.

'I SAID you'd threatened to throw them out once too often!'

Ovalifolium Longifora

"Damn floral activists."

'Water cooler's really busy this time of day,'

Carnations.

Springtime

"Lisa, your playdate is here!"

Beekeeping 101