Artful Prankster Mugs

"Maybe Mom wouldn't know you did it if you didn't sign your work."

'Nice, but it needs more angst.'

"Peter Parker is Spiderman! Clark Kent is Superman!! Bruce Wayne is Batman!"

Cleaning lady vandalizes a portrait while the artist's back is turned.

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

A Guide to Balloon Animals

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

Boy rolled into a snowball

'He barks when he sees the boss coming.'

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

Resourceful toddler

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

Tamagotchi paralysis.

"They look like pickles."

"If you think you made a stink pulling the fruit, try pulling His finger."

'Sorry, miss. It seems to be stuck!'

Aaannd … Peekaboo!

Dr, Wagner's dental floss spider web made going to the dentist much more appealing to kids,

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

"Where's Waldo? Where's Waldo? Peek-a-boo! There he is!"

Teddy Time Bears

"Ok, I found a secure line."

Baby vandalizes an art gallery.

'I did it all from memory.'

'I found what was making those funny noises.'

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

Opera singer singing to her partner who is wearing a gas mask on due to her bad breath.