Artful Dad Prints

"Shhh, Daddy's painting – snack time can wait."

"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."

My First Camera

'You're going to have your future cut out for you, reading bedtime stories.'

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

'Projectile painting.'

Children in fancy dress on the way to music lessons

Camel rider sees sign stating: The Next Mirage 16 miles.

"Vanessa has done a not bad de Kooning."

"Mom, come quick. Dad's in a stupor."

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up all the way out here! I can barely see the ocean...we're so far from the wa..."

'Genius! Art class and snack time!'

A Father Clown marking the growth progress of his son's shoe size.

'Good one Dad. Imagine your catch if you had bought us REAl fishing gear.'

'Please feel free to tell me if Junior is in your way...'

Add your kids' ages together...

'He was a great player...he gained 'many cap's' for his Country !'

Igloo Art.

"Quick mommy, call Sothebys."

"Wow! You mean they got all of this in exchange for just one van Gogh?"

'Watch this! Open up a straw by scrunching up its wrapper! Now put a drop of water on that wrinkly paper tube! Check it out! It wiggles and grows!'

Travelling with Child Sketchbook - day 5

"What do you want to be when your dad grows up?"

Father's Day

"Museum directory: Male statues with big d**ks. Female statues with huge tits & fat butts."

Bearded man with baby sheltered under his beard.

'Don't take it too hard, Dad, Mr. Hodes down the street is just having a great year.'

Timber!

'I would like to have a little talk with both of you!'

"Hell, as Jean-Paul Sartre once said, is other peoples' inheritance tracks."

'You sure know how to get under my Dad's skin.'

Painting dad's face

"She's already on adult coloring books."

'Want to watch the Father-Son talk greatest hits?'

'It's good but unlike your earlier work, I think this new style is more vulnerable to a potential downturn in the art world.'