Art Theory Lover Mugs

Lessons from the Blakely Art School (Now Defunct)

Larry's used art

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

Alien David statue

That shows business confidence.

Venus

The height of fashion in 1796

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

'Hi, Miss Henderson, we did collage in class today. Can you drive me home?'

Use your imagination.

Children's artwork exhibition.

Van Gogh was starting to run out of gift ideas.

Where Indian ink came from.

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

What the Thinker was thinking: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

Baroque Peacock

Don Quixote is Caged (Don Quixote).

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

'Some days I just feel so stuck in a rut that I wish I'd never been invented!'

Klimt Kiss Phones

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

The Origami Society...

Wagging Dog

Candle Portraits.

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

"The overthinker"

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

The Selfie

Cat with Nine Still Lives