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Somewhere in France Gertie Anne Grapples With An Idee Fixe

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

'Williams, we're not used to receiving such excellent ideas as these, so we'd like to tone them down a bit.'

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

Thinking Gears

The Map of the human brain

What can I do? He says it's his thinking cap.

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

Robotic Man

Empty box of ideas

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

'The Questioner'

Eureka!

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

'I think your father's had one of his big ideas...'

Zenemies.

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

"It's o.k., come on out."

Pastorius wonders why.

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

'If no man is an island, then what the hell is no woman?'

Ideas Ahead of their Time

"Hey, I'm just playing devil's avocado!"

Innovative

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

Philosophy Department: You are here but why are you here?

'Hey! What's the big idea!?!'

"How do I know this isn't a performance art piece?"

Think Tank

"...I don't believe in the past or the future. I don't even believe in right now. Everyone remembers the past differently. Everyone imagines the future differently. Everyone even disagrees about what's happening right now. So who's to say tomorrow what you and I did tonight?"

Six Thinking Hats

'I got this one for thinking outside the box.'

"May I offer a very different scenario?"