Art Of Competition Prints

Beauty Contest

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

The Victors

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

"So then the VP of Sales looks right at me and says 'Larry, what's going on? We don't have any traction in the market.' Like it's MY fault!"

'Can our software do that?'

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

Putin and Zelensky

"I just want you to know that promotion, this office, and those Luna bars were mine!"

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

The rocket powered skiier

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

10 K Tail-Chase

Monica Seles

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

I think this interleague play is getting out of hand.

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

Ratminton

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

'Gee, you beat Roger again!'

The Alpha Seltzer

I love your enthusiasm, girls, but we're not opening a can of whoop-ANYTHING.

My coach wants me to go to soccer camp. Focusing on one sport isn't good for you. But mom! I'll develop crucial life skills. Let's see. "Landing endorsements, agents and college sports scholarships." The definition of "crucial".

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

The First Annual Game Show Week.

"Eat my dust!"

'You must be fast, agile and unflappable! Having fun just got serious ponies....welcome to gymkhana!

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

The Salesman

Do you want to win the game or my business?

'Our job will be to drag the competition down to our level.'