Art Observer Prints

'Have you ever noticed that in cartoons the person on the left always talks first?'

Man shines torch on night sky painting and sees a house.

Horse statue throws off rider.

Sounds of the Tsunami: 50 cents

"Trust me Jesus, if you want to make a bigger impact work on being seeker friendly."

Ten Plagues for Today's Seder

'If no man is an island, then what the hell is no woman?'

bird interprets modern art

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

"In my own country I didn't drive a taxi."

Police Statetion

"Tinnitus?"

Regardless children just want to fit in.

You won't believe what happens in circle 6!! Dante's Inferno updated.

Famous Optical Illusions!

"Oh, O.K. I can sort of see it."

Jackson Pollock's brief career with the highway department

Trump Tower

A horse driving a Model T tows an Amish buggy.

The discovery of a 51st shade of grey was met with mixed reviews.

"Of course you're bored, sweetie. It's the fin de siècle."

America's pastimes through British eyes

'I hope there isn't art as we know it on other planets.'

Liking a Painting

'Dang it! The gals out here leave little to a feller's imagination.'

"Daddy says God created Eve out of Adam´s spare credit card!"

"...A meaningful epiphany or just a line from some dumb TV commercial?"

"Beware of avant-guard dog."

'Somebody offered him £25.000.00 for the rag he cleans his brushes with.'

English man in Australia during christmas

Today, it's chic to be cheap.

Cubans against annexation to the USA

Russian bombers in California

"It's unbelievable to get kicked out of paradise because of one lousy apple... But wait, I'll give you a really bad rating for that, buddy!"

Hunter-Gatherers, North America, Late 20th Century