Art-loving Colleague Prints

King George IV

'Senior management wanted me to raise morale so I made Lionel from accounts 'office jester'!'

"I'm afraid you were drawn too big and not centered on the page."

'Projectile painting.'

The signing of Ben Franklin's non-disclosure agreement.

'You'll enjoy our staff meetings. We always begin and end with the product.'

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.

Father Christmas Painting Robins.

'It was restored just last year, and changed from an abstract painting to a landscape.'

"It's Chicken Mole!"

Cats watching an artist painting a fish.

Who are you?

"An overload -- even this is beginning to look like Kitsch."

"Mum can you come home quick, dad's started to make an exhibition of himself again!"

'Could you tone down the smile just a little?'

"Tonight the part normally played by the audience will be played by actors playing the part of the audience."

A Friend in Need.

'I take from this flood of faxes that your son is in art class.'

Great Moments in Art History: 1898 Francis Barraud finds inspiration after having his dog spayed.

Michelangelo's David is cleaned every two months.

Warhol Exhibit

'Where's your costume and team spirit? You're not paid to enjoy yourself - you should enjoy your work!'

"Let's try one with your hand tucked into your shirt."

'Doing this was easy. Finding someone nuts enough to buy the crap - THAT'S art!'

'A...B...C...D...E...' - Graffiti on classroom wall.

A masterpiece was stolen from this space.

'You don't mind distractions as much as me, so I didn't think you'd mind if my kids played in your office today.'

"I know it's only a thumbnail sketch, but I quite like it!"

'My right brain isn't working.'

Binge Scrapbooking: the morning after.

Artist and Nature