Art Lover With An Existential Crisis Mugs

"How the hell is that supposed to feed us?"

"We're gonna entertain you for exactly the next 30 minutes."

HELLth Food Sprouts

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"Outré or simply bad?"

"Mum can you come home quick, dad's started to make an exhibition of himself again!"

'Yes, I'm very excited. I really think that I will make my mark as a surrealist miniaturist.'

Cats watching an artist painting a fish.

Decaying corpse

"Ah, how romantic. They're kissing under my missing toe."

"I'm a huge fan of your work."

Porcupine meets horseshoe crab

'He swallowed some of his acrylic paints and now he's artsy fartsy.'

Henry Miller.

Travel Scenes

"No, honey, I’m pretty sure she doesn’t have the measles."

"By the way, HarperCollins decided your book did not warrant publication."

Rhino Art

'This is an unpretentious little wine. Unlike the artist.'

"I think it really captures my humility and selflessness."

Artist and Nature

Pavement Art.

'Forget the artwork who made the martinis?!'

'Are you sure every artist paints himself?'

Rainy Day, Boredom

'It's not you, they're shutting down the whole frontal lobe. Thinking is no longer a priority.'

Having heard good things about it, Carlos decides to try the Phlegmish School of painting.

"I don't know art but I know what I like and I like it."

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Death Guard

"That's Julian you can hear, he's really arty-farty this evening"

"No, it's not valuable it's just a conversation piece."

"He was very talented, yet very near-sighted portrait painter!"

"A million five is the sticker price, so to speak."

Artist paints nude model with Etch-a-Sketch.