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Salvador Deli

"Baby Jackson Pollock"

"I'd go with French Impressionist. It evokes the burnished golds of autumn leaves and the bittersweet regrets of lost love. It's also on special."

"It's Chicken Mole!"

The worm that churned!

'Therapy?'

Picasso

Executive Tacos

'Given the date, they must be organic.'

"When Picasso was hungry he would swap a painting for a meal. Times change. I am a celebrity chef..."

Burger stall at an art gallery

"Did you have any problems at the design stage?"

The Salvador Deli

"The pink ones are sashimi, and I believe the little yellow ones just fell off the Pollock."

Marriage therapist's office is filled with erotic art.

Artist and chiken

"Hmmm, I'm not sure – I’ll ask our chef when he sobers up."

Adam and Eve and Scott

Man eating his meal with his feet.

Carlo Bing's Penne Lounge Chair

A good actor can play any roll.

"And over here we have a painting called 'Tuna Melt with Pickles' or 'The Persistence of Appetite'."

Do you do portraits as well?

"It's a deconstructed steak pie and 12 lagers."

'I don't think cholesterol had been invented then.'

"I love the splatter effect you got with the green. What brush did you use?"

"I'll have the artist's lunch, if there is such."

'I've never seen such a big sausage!'

'I was going to send back this dreadful wine - but then I realized it's the perfect match for your dreadful chicken.'

Ettore Uzza's Half-A-Loaf

Finding the Venus in the Clams.

Embrace Winter

Tortelloni

"Don't even think about it."