Art Instructor Pillows

People with tilted heads looking at crooked art gallery painting

"I can't WAIT to see it."

Slob Ross: The joy of finger painting.

Caveman painting by numbers.

School of Art & Design & Little Crafty Projects. We're looking to increase our enrollment.

"He's an abstract artist."

'Hold still please. I'm joining the dots.'

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'

'How's it coming along Monsieur Lautrec?'

Ronald couldn't grasp his instructor's insistence on his using oils rather than his preferred medium, watercolour.

Art Appreciation- Rene Magritte

"The art class look - oh, you mean flung shui?"

A Puppet Named Juan

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

"You've got a long, long road ahead of you, young man."

The Artist

Paul Klee

'I'm in my Blue period.'

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

"I don't think I can express what I have to say in just colored paper and glue."

Instructional guide to scribbling

"In the beginning, God created, like, 300 concept sketches..."

"An unfortunate museum gift shop." "Banksy activity set." "Jackson Pollock coloring book." "MC Escher building blocks." "Claes Oldenburg miniatures." "Marceau Marceau CDs." "Seurat's connect-the-dots aaAAAAA."

"I'm afraid you were drawn too big and not centered on the page."

"I would like a tube of lemon yellow, cadmium red, cobalt blue, ivory, black, and zinc white, a sixteen-by-twenty canvas, a couple of brushes, and that book 'Painting in Oils'."

Van Gogh was starting to run out of gift ideas.

"Mother, I think I'm good enough to exhibit on the living room walls now."

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

'Hi, Miss Henderson, we did collage in class today. Can you drive me home?'

Children's artwork exhibition.

Cat with Nine Still Lives

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.