Art Illusions Pillows

"Have you ever noticed how Mom's eyes follow you wherever you go?"

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

The Artist

"Extreme miming"

'They all laughed when I told them that I was going to marry a magician.'

"Something went wrong after you inserted tab A into slot B."

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

"Keep your glasses on. It will look like twice as much."

'I said you're next, Hibblemeyer. . . Hibblemeyer!'

'I can make out the nude, but I don't see the submarine.'

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

"I just need help getting the pit out."

ThrEschers.

Optical Illusion Supply Company.

"For my next trick, I'll need a volunteer, a fake knife, and a mirrored box with a secret compartment."

Smoke and mirrors.

"Except for that wall socket, the whole damn thing is a trompe-l'oeil."

Man blending in to his chair is reading Optical Illusion Monthly magazine.

Magic Tricks

'This graph may need some explaining...'

Juggler and Illusionist

Magicians hat being pulled out of a rabbit

Spiro & Pusho illusionists

'I hate frisking magicians!'

Leaning Tower of Pisa

"Go with the horizontal stripes. It'll make me look thinner when I stand next to you."

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

"We fell for this last time remember..."

"Police, this is the wife of Magi the magician, something's happened to him!"

"So why do I feel like we're being watched?"

'It's Blurred.'

“What if I tell you the card you are thinking of is … the Jack of Hearts ?”

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

"It's this time of day when I feel most lengthened."

Magic Act