Art History Professor Pillows

"That's close enough."

Rodin's Thinker - 'I think, therefore I am.'

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

You're my Mona Lisa.

At the Museum

Madonna of the Pukes.

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

Paul Klee

The Artist

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

The DaVinci Code

The Googler

"I think he was a celebrity."

A caveman paints from life

Venus

"Mr. Right!"

Van Gogh was starting to run out of gift ideas.

"An unfortunate museum gift shop." "Banksy activity set." "Jackson Pollock coloring book." "MC Escher building blocks." "Claes Oldenburg miniatures." "Marceau Marceau CDs." "Seurat's connect-the-dots aaAAAAA."

"Well....I could've done this!"

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

Baroque Peacock

Klimt Kiss Phones

"Is it me, or is Jasper Johns a genius?" "Über-genius, Larry. Über!"

The Selfie

'Are you sure this is authentic ancient Indian art?'

"You're my Mona Lisa."

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

'I could do that.'

The Da Vinci Cod

Jackson Pollock Studio

"The Leonardos, the Raphaels, Titians, Veroneses, Giottos... Italy wants them back, all 427 of them."

A Footnote - Self Portrait of Beardsley, Bound to the God of Nature

Happy thoughts

"So, like, don't make any big plans for this weekend."