Art Galleries Prints

At the Met

'Sure she's got a nice smile, but is it art?'

'I should know who he is! His work is in every gallery I go into.'

'Art overload - even this is beginning to llke like kitsch.'

Pirate Artist

Sculptor's dedication to critics.

It was his last piece.

Selling aspirin outside a Bridget Riley exhibition.

'What does it mean. I'm just the guard here....the stress of the diagonal.'

The End is Near art gallery opening.

Curators at the Louvre Museum would regret approving the installation of a work on a wall behind the Mona Lisa.

'I may not know art, but I know what I hate.'

'Black dots indicate actual creative involvement.'

'And I took this shot with my new camera mobile!'

'Lionel works in the banking industry.'

Couple dressed as cheese and wine. 'Well I'm sorry but I thought it was like a toga party.'

"I like this one."

'This is the painting he was about to start when he shot himself.'

'I like it.'

Vulture Painting

Art gallery: 'I think it's lovely.'

Art follower commenting on her husbands location at the toilets

'Apparently he only uses fugitive colours.'

"Hmmm...I wonder what the artist is trying to say...?"

Art critic looking at 'live' painting

The Surrealists

"I know it's only a thumbnail sketch, but I quite like it!"

Art of Surviving

Bin in the Gallery of Modern Art

"You've hung this picture upside down!!"

His new 'Absence of Anything' reminds me strangely of his earlier blank 'Nothing to Say' canvasses."

"This is one of his early works, from before he was able to throw the paint and actually hit the canvas."

"It's a window."

Portrait Gallery

"He used art to break down barriers. That, of course, and the sledge hammer."