Art Equipment Enthusiast Prints

Stan the fledging cartoonist was happy with his new art table, but sad about his new ass lamp.

Larry's used art

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

Alien David statue

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

That shows business confidence.

The height of fashion in 1796

Van Gogh was starting to run out of gift ideas.

'Hi, Miss Henderson, we did collage in class today. Can you drive me home?'

"I would like a tube of lemon yellow, cadmium red, cobalt blue, ivory, black, and zinc white, a sixteen-by-twenty canvas, a couple of brushes, and that book 'Painting in Oils'."

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

Children's artwork exhibition.

What the Thinker was thinking: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

"The overthinker"

Candle Portraits.

The Selfie

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

Wagging Dog

"I need him to stop think and start listening."

Don Quixote is Caged (Don Quixote).

Mr. Empirical With "Antarctica""Small is hostile. Rage contributes to shift away from literality. I'm off to True Value Hardware for some more self-reference tools."

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

'Some days I just feel so stuck in a rut that I wish I'd never been invented!'

Couple Sitting in Front of A Sunset.

'I can make out the nude, but I don't see the submarine.'

"I suggest we start with the low hanging fruit."

'I don't like our new copier, it sliced my report into hundreds of tiny strips.'

Cats at private view

"So, like, don't make any big plans for this weekend."

'Yo-you Ma will now raise our spirits and assuage our pain.'

"I was going to call it 'Empty Plinth', but then I settled on 'Winter's Smile'...I wanted to capture the 'nothingness' of an 'absence of anything'..."

Children's Art Show.

"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all."