Art Enthusiast In Disguise Pillows

"Dang. Empty. What about the painting? Wouldn't it look great in our den?"

Larry's used art

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.

Alien David statue

That shows business confidence.

The height of fashion in 1796

Children's artwork exhibition.

Van Gogh was starting to run out of gift ideas.

'Hi, Miss Henderson, we did collage in class today. Can you drive me home?'

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

'What clan do you belong to?'

What the Thinker was thinking: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

Cactus seats.

Antlers: A Deer with Ants for Antlers.

Candle Portraits.

The Selfie

Don Quixote is Caged (Don Quixote).

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

"Say hello to my little friend."

'Some days I just feel so stuck in a rut that I wish I'd never been invented!'

"The overthinker"

Wagging Dog

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

The americanisation of vulture.

Couple Sitting in Front of A Sunset.

"I suggest we start with the low hanging fruit."

"So, like, don't make any big plans for this weekend."

'Yo-you Ma will now raise our spirits and assuage our pain.'

Giant white horse.

"We're gonna entertain you for exactly the next 30 minutes."

Cats at private view

"I was going to call it 'Empty Plinth', but then I settled on 'Winter's Smile'...I wanted to capture the 'nothingness' of an 'absence of anything'..."

Children's Art Show.