Art Appreciation Satirist Prints

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

Donald Trump Removing Aggressor Label From Vladimir Putin

"And you can rest assured that your problem is being ignored at the very highest levels."

Loan Alley

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

Sock Puppet in Literature

The New Fundamentals of Art: 'We'll begin with the most basic figure, the trademark attorney...'

Convenience.

"L.L. Bean slippers... $25.00 Ambulance ride to hospital... $500.00 X-rays of spine... $350.00 Three refills of hydrocodone... priceless!"

"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all."

Had enough of the box.

Art Gallery.

The Death Of Venus

The Origin of Creationism

"All it will do is move crime to the South Pole."

'You're one heck of a corporate head-hunter, Ms. Bridwell.'

"Actually, I think it's a cluster of SCUD missiles heading our way!"

Earth and the Coronavirus

'Turn the other cheek, reverend.'

Native Habitats: Trump/Lies

'Secondhand smoke.'

'Brand X, the wine for those with indiscriminate taste.'

"Our ideal employee will be able to answer email in their sleep."

"Hey, baby. . .! I'veabout got this thing won. . . Wanna come to my victory party?"

Golden bubbles

"The subaqueous qualities of the biomorphic forms spacially undermine the larger metaphorical resonance of the mark-making."

"My name's God, and I approve this message."

Give me your sick...

Santa Claus Poops on the Chimney of the world.

"With great power comes great reward."

Architectural Messages Through the Ages.

"It's his dream job ... "

'Abstract art is supposed to look that way.' (A rather smarthy attitude in an art gallery)

Sign on wall of spacious empty hall of museum: 'Air & Space Exhibit'

Sinalization.