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'Your test results have come in - and, as we suspected, your 'Zip-a-tone' shading film has drifted to the right.'

'What clan do you belong to?'

Iliadette.

Casual Thursday

Mexican angels.

Drainpipe in a sombrero.

Football Sculpture.

"And now, Bach's Brandenburg Concerto, Number One, first movement."

'English sushi bar' "Cockles! Muscles!..."

"'Frankenstein' is Jewish. I'm Irish on my mother's side because she was green, and an 'O' Houligan'..."

Paul McCartney, The Surgeon - "I want to hold your gland yeah, yeah, yeah..."

Flight of the Bumble Bee

Conductorcize.

Museum. Fedal System. It's a shame life isn't like European history with a renaissance following the middle ages!

Tyrannosaurus Tex

Synesthesia in action... "There it is - my piano concerto."

Pyramid Skiers

'I'm on the plain.'

Adam Smith

The Dali 'Bama.

"An early impressionist..."

Rocket charmer.

'The knees are the first thing to go.'

Granted. On a picnic I can appreciate the convenience of chopsporks.

'I must warn you that bagpipes sound exactly the same when you've finished learning as when you start. . .'

"Know what? I'm not wearing any yogawear."

"Que tonteria! This says they're making Spanish telenovelas for American TV! How will the characters understand each other...if they're all talking in English!"

A robot smelling a flower

Pianorobics.

'Condensed-Matter blues'

"Oh shoot, we still need to get Hanukkah gifts for the Rosenbaums."

Billy the Kilt

'I take it, you're lost.'

Dreidel Breakdance

"Do you have anything in a smaller size?"