Arrival From A Trip Gifts

Airport Arrivals, couriers with signs, "Don't follow leaders, minicab for Sue James, Watch the parking meters, etc"

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

'You're off the plane, Hal. Put the laptop on your desk.'

"You shouldn't have stopped to go to the bathroom, sir - you were late claiming your luggage, so we raffled it off."

"And so another trip comes to an end...with family brought closer together by a shared experience."

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

Well, you and I know it's our home, but our 'smart home' doesn't know it's our home

Limerick Airport

'Welcome back, Mary. How were the vacations?'

"Home is where the WiFi is."

"Let's go on vacation, get disappointed, complain about prices, read terrible novels, buy trashy souvenirs, miss the dog and look forward to coming home."

"The holidays are finished George, get over it!"

"The holiday was a real eye opener...the crowds,the unbearable heat and noise,the chaos...and that was just at Heathrow."

"Here we use the email term 'out of the office', not 'away lazing on a Spanish beach, without a care in the world.'"

Airport

Gates A-C: Johnson, Davis, Potts, surprise me!

'Am I glad to be back - austerity's gone mad out there!'

John was bck from extended leave, but he hadn't quite got in the swing of things yet.

'Gee, these are great, are they dishwasher proof?'

Excess Baggage: For many of us 'Roughing it' means staying at a hotel without room service.

You are now leaving Echo Valley - please call again!

Pirates on holiday.

"I've managed to arrange cover while you're on holiday. Janet has cancelled her honeymoon and John will probably be able to have his operation next year. You just go off and enjoy yourself."

Mommy and I are back from New Zealand. How was your trip? It was great. I got to see where the Hobbits lived. And there was green everywhere. Then we had to go. They wouldn't grant you and your mom refugee status? No. We tried Antarctica after that. We tried real hard to fit in. But the penguins just would not accept us as part of their society. Tell your mommy Trump's only going to be president for eight short years.

"It sure is great to be back in France."

'Honey, I'm home!'

Baggage Arrivals - Lone suitcase, woman crying 'Oh Darling! It's been so long...'

'The train due to arrive at platform 2 will now arrive at platform 19.'

Monster Souvenir

'It's good to be back, Ms. Norton.. did anything important happen while I was away?'

"Hi, I'm the new you."

Excess Baggage: Perhaps you should have washed those clothes before returning home from your overseas vacation.

Folkstone. - Arrival of the Boulogne boat. Wind S.W.

Traveling abroad from Cuba...

"You simply must tell me about that African Vacation you took!"